"No One Would Have Believed Me"

Ohhh, I love my son :) Today I pick Andrew (and Madison) up from school, and we were chatting about their day. Andrew tells me he had a substitute today (who was "so cool because she had a tattoo") and being a Friday, it was a kind of laid-back day. At one point the class gets on the subject of the age of their parents. A girl turned to Andrew and said "come on Andrew, we want to know how old YOUR mom is". Andrew wasn't going to say anything because he didn't know whether he should or not-- but the sub (who knows me just in passing) said "Andrew, I was curious about that myself..." So Andrew told me he replied "she's 32". I said to Andrew, "Oh, you got it wrong, I'm 36". To which he replies "mom, I know that, but no one would have believed me if I told them how old you really are".

Ok, that comment will get Andrew an automatic 300% raise in his allowance...